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zukad
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Post subject: all's quiet on the LXB forums  Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 2:25 pm |
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Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:00 pm
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Location: Illinois
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after several days of silence i decided we need a joke thread!
ill start things off slow with a tiny little giggle joke...
a pair of jumper cables walks into a bar and the bartender says,
"have a seat, but don't start anything!"
your turn
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Yfy
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 5:45 pm |
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| Arch Being |
Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 12:12 pm
Posts: 161
Location: Tempe, Az
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Two men walked into a bar.
You would think at least one of them would have ducked.
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Kellor
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 8:22 pm |
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Joined: Tue Mar 27, 2007 4:35 am
Posts: 231
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A string walks into a bar. The bartender yells "Get out of here! We don't serve strings here!"
The string goes out side and scrapes his head against ground fraying the end of his head and making it look like he has dreadlocks. He goes back into the bar and the bartender yells, "Hey, you're that string that was in here earlier! I said we don't serve strings here, get out!"
The string leaves, thinks about things and gets himself all twisted up into a knot. He walks back into the bar; the bartender looks at him for a second and asks, "Are you that string that was in here earlier?"
The string says, "No, I'm a frayed knot."
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Kez
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:16 pm |
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| Seraphim Being |
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Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2007 10:09 am
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Omg.
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Grrrr.....Arrrgh!
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Zurielle
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Post subject: Posted: Wed Apr 25, 2007 10:57 pm |
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| Supreme Being |
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Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2007 8:49 am
Posts: 500
Location: Santa Cruz, CA
Highscores: 9
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*silence*
OK, I just can't resist since we're on the bad pun jokes...
Q: What's a cannibal get if he shows up late for dinner?
A: The cold shoulder
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zukad
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Post subject: oh no Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 6:09 am |
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Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2007 7:00 pm
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Location: Illinois
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im afraid ive lost control of this situation...we're all doomed!
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Erisk Redcloud
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Post subject: Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 12:12 am |
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Joined: Mon Mar 26, 2007 4:44 pm
Posts: 869
Location: San Mateo, California
Highscores: 4
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Kellor...
rofl that was incredible. I live for puns. That made me gag. It was a full on joke expecting a really great punch line but ends up just being a lame pun... it was so great. You're the best.
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