League of eXtraordinary Beings

An Illinois man left the snowballed streets of Chicago for a vacation in Florida. His wife was on a business trip and was planning to meet him there the next day. When he reached his hotel, he decided to send his wife a quick e-mail.

Unable to find the scrap of paper on which he had written her e-mail address, he did his best to type it in from memory. Unfortunately, he missed one letter, and his note was directed instead to an elderly preacher's wife whose husband had passed away only the day before. When the grieving widow checked her e-mail, she took one look at the monitor, let out a piercing scream, and fell to the floor dead.

At the sound, her family rushed into the room and saw this note on the screen:

Dearest Wife,

Just got checked in. Everything prepared for your arrival tomorrow.

Your Loving Husband.

P.S. Sure is hot down here.

ROFLMAO!!!

My cheeks hurt from all this laughing, thanks Zu!

wow lol. Funny. lol

ROFL

good one! i like!

LOL. Good One. Here s one that is a little tiny bit off color, but here goes :

A guy is sitting in at bar with his friend. The first guy tells his friend that he has heard that there are wallet thieves that are hanging out at several of the home depots in the area. The way the thieves operate is that there are always two very attractive 20ish girls working together. They approach a lone guy in the parking lot and ask for a ride to another home depot in the area. if the guy agrees they get in and after a few miles they offer to lift their tops for the guy. If the guy agrees to that, one of the girls will offer to give him oral pleasure. If he agrees then while one girl is doing the deed the other reaches into his back pocket and steals the guys wallet.
The second guy says wow, thats a heck of a way to get robbed.

A couple of weeks goes by and the two friends see each other at the bar again. The second guy tells the first that he sure was right about those thieves. He tells his friend that he went to the home depot the very next night after seeing him at the bar and that the very thing happened to him that he had described. The second guy told his friend that he had his wallet stolen on monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday and that as soon as he could find another case of wallets to buy he was going back to the home depot....

Kaine Moonshadow wrote:LOL. Good One. Here s one that is a little tiny bit off color, but here goes :

A guy is sitting in at bar with his friend. The first guy tells his friend that he has heard that there are wallet thieves that are hanging out at several of the home depots in the area. The way the thieves operate is that there are always two very attractive 20ish girls working together. They approach a lone guy in the parking lot and ask for a ride to another home depot in the area. if the guy agrees they get in and after a few miles they offer to lift their tops for the guy. If the guy agrees to that, one of the girls will offer to give him oral pleasure. If he agrees then while one girl is doing the deed the other reaches into his back pocket and steals the guys wallet.
The second guy says wow, thats a heck of a way to get robbed.

A couple of weeks goes by and the two friends see each other at the bar again. The second guy tells the first that he sure was right about those thieves. He tells his friend that he went to the home depot the very next night after seeing him at the bar and that the very thing happened to him that he had described. The second guy told his friend that he had his wallet stolen on monday, tuesday, wednesday, thursday, friday and saturday and that as soon as he could find another case of wallets to buy he was going back to the home depot....

very nice LOL

lol thats a smart guy right there