Well, hello ^^ i guess this have to be posted.. its way to funny.. way to agressive to be lost
Last Friday... Grim Batol, Heroic WoW Instance
MY Friend, the Druid, a Girl we know since 2 month playing her heal and me.. Tank Pala.
We sign up for GB to get her some items for her heal setup.. we get a group within 2-3 sec ( main chars ftw ^^ )
Ok where are we... waaa.. 1st boss spawn.. is he down?? no respawn.. ok what happend here? 2 DD come from the entrance back to the spawn with a friendly "hi".. we check what could have happend ( we are in TS3 ).. ok they are Mage and a Hunter.. many dead bodys near the boss... they failed before and we got them into our group../sigh
Ok boss tactic... before we get to post that they want us to engage a group u dont need to kill
" ?????? why should we kill those?"
" well.. last time we was fighting the boss they came and wiped us ^^ "
" umm ok? well get over here i am sure that wont happen.."
3 min later
"hey mage!! how about u sheep that add and care about the others"
--- no answer, keeps shoting the boss---
umm healer got aggro and i am bus to keep this guy on me.. hunter pls help him
--- no answer keeps shoting the boss
** boss casts flash- he selects a target and charges to him,, crushing it 1 hit**
Mage down, hunter almost dead
-- hunter use feign death--
--Adds see heal.. druid trys to engage befo...
--adds nuke heal.. wipe
ok.. all get back in.. rebuff..
--2 min later--
- Wipe, same again /sigh
3 min later -- wipe
/sigh.... wipe
Frustration is going on on TS...
Finally.. mage and hunter dead again.. we 3 last man standing we keep it going.. avoid his charges.. adds get pushed away from me heal keeps coming.. we win WOOT
mage : " welll the healer sucks i need my dps woot rofl lol"
- 5 min of healer flaming while we just sit there and cant belive whats going on .. ok lets go.. this takes already to long.
( for those that dont play WoW or dont know this instance: at the beginning u can use dragons to nuke down all adds inthis instance so it will be easyer since they have 600k+ life in groups of 5-6 )
So we see this Trash mobs.. all almost full life /3x sigh in ts.. we wipe or way onwards ( barly any dps from this hunter.. the mage keeps posting his heal recount and damage..
2nd boss.. tactic inc.. our heal girl:" if u stand infront of him once he sprays fire all over the place i wont heal u.. get to us behind him"
after the wipe..
hunter " lololol no heal?? and i get so much damage?? wtf healer sucks!
(at this point i have to mention.. the mage went invisible.. the hunter Feign death )
3 more wips like that and 1 new keyboard later
they died again boss at 20%.. TS like: WE GET HIM!
We win,, mage lols hunter just crys
We decide: ok lets kick them from teh group and find new dds... done.. we feel alot better.. get now: Mage and warlock.
We fight our way to 3rd boss (That guy is really really easy.. tank pulls him all over the place.. damage on him and destroy the adds before they explode)
1st try: mage damage on the boss.. more.. more.. ignores the burning add BOOM dead..
"wat happend there???"
Warlock"umm u should have mov.."
BOOM x2.. our heal was to close and went to hell aswell -- wipe
NExt try.. Add rushes to the mage.. mage uses blink to get away.. wrong direction.. right besides me and the heal.. BOOM.. add triple kill wipe..( i should mention at this point i was chewing on my keyboard.. tasty )
3rd try (took 15 min ) warlock and mage.. dead.. what else to expect.. we where fighting like mad, we won..TS premade ftw
We keep going...
Last boss tactic ( that guy is so easy its a joke ) We tell them.. the tank will hold the boss 2 adds spawn at the entrance. all turn around and nuke them before they reach the eggs and heal the boss. said -- done - start
All on boss.. after he fired his specials adds spawn.. 1 turns around..my druid mate.. noone eles on the adds they reach the eggs and heal the boss.. 1mil+ and keep healing.. no chance wipe
me" WTF WAS THAT!!!! ADDS GUYS"
" no.. damage and hes down"
....TS decides... 1 DD less.. noone complains
NEw DD that joins.. a Warrier..good! maybe we win now.. tactic explained. warrier says ok
Adds spawn.. warrier keeps staying at the boss.."hi warrier.. might want to kill the adds?"
starts moving,,/slightly looking on his DPS ( Druid mate plays WoW since a LONG TIME, with 8k DPS right now and barly hero equip )... 2k dps with max lvl.. ok??? equip check.. pvp stuff with agility???????????????????????????????? next and last try.... finally they focus 1 add.. the other gets to the boss.. wich gets really mad.. my mate " ok i am done /leavegroup" healer " me too.. i am tired of this bullshit" me " wait i am behind u 2 )
So .. this mess took 3....<--- 3!!!!!!!!!!!! hours of my life and amost 1 keyboard.. 1 heartattack.
Anyone have storys like that?
